Chapter One [A chapter in which I get cussed out by a somewhat balding, potbellied pastor on the very first day I go to a new coffee shop] “You f**king little dick” the pastor said to me. It’s… Read More ›
Christmas
Christmas, Chinese cookies, & a Crazed Coffee dude…REALLY???
~ Yesterday morning after I left Christmas morning Mass I couldn’t help but notice how calm the city looked. It was Noon time and everything was closed saved for a couple gas stations here and there; all my favorite little… Read More ›
A Smart Ass holiday…REALLY???
Oh my goodness, golly, gee whiz, I just looked at the calendar, and I got a bit diz My nose is getting longer, just like my hair, And I fear it’s time to purchase, some brand new underwear It’s Christmas… Read More ›
Virgin girls can NOT get pregnant…REALLY???
by Kenneth Justice “I thought babies could be conceived through oral sex so you can imagine how scared I was of doing anything during my high school years” she said ~ Last week I was sitting with three acquaintances of… Read More ›
God is making me an atheist…REALLY???
by Kenneth Justice ~ “Christmas is just around the corner and some days I feel like God is making me into an atheist” said my friend at coffee last week. My friend was lamenting the commercialization of the holiday and… Read More ›
I hate Santa Claus…REALLY????
by Kenneth Justice ~ Yesterday was December 1st and even before I arrived to the coffee house I knew what the conversation was going to be; Santa Claus. Every year when December 1st rolls into town, like clockwork, the conversation… Read More ›
Out in the COLD…REALLY???
By Kenneth Justice “Where have you been Kenneth?” was the first question out of my friend’s mouth when I stopped at the coffee house this morning. The short answer is that I’ve been sick for the better part of a… Read More ›
All I want for Christmas…REALLY???
by Kenneth Justice ~The day after Christmas I was sitting at a café early in the morning when one of my really close coffee friend’s came in…”What are you doing here? I thought you were going out of town for Christmas?”… Read More ›
Sometimes silence is sweet…REALLY???
by Kenneth Justice ~ “Kenneth, I just love the song The Sound of Silence” said my friend sitting with me at coffee the other day, he was referring to the Simon & Garfunkle hit from back in the day. I really like… Read More ›
Happy Holidays…REALLY???
by Kenneth Justice, ~ On Christmas Eve yesterday in the midst of running a few last minute errands I stopped off at one of the little café’s I hang out at to get a cup of coffee…..as I was standing… Read More ›
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